Posted 2 hours ago

makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus)

Posted 8 hours ago

radiantasthesun89:

Huffpost setting people straight.

Posted 8 hours ago

hiro-yuki-bnjmn:

sizvideos:

Video

And this is why the Olympics are in Tokyo in 2020. 

Posted 8 hours ago

Why would anyone trust a Google Wallet like thing from Apple after this MASSIVE iCloud hack showing off celebrity nudes?

Posted 8 hours ago

awkward-lee:

i’m just going to leave this here

Posted 9 hours ago

monicam:

team jnpr everyone

what even possessed me to gif this

Posted 9 hours ago

bonaventure-:

ive learned not to click on any notifications for this post

but this one is truly puzzling me 

Posted 9 hours ago

sharoontheraccoontyphoon:

Walmart. What a time to be alive.

Very Sonic, wow, so cool, such speed, blaze it, chillin’ all max, much kickin’.

Sooper fast

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago
mikalhvi:

sonofgrim:

This needs to be a new scout taunt

That would imply the scout had any level of dexterity or skill…

mikalhvi:

sonofgrim:

This needs to be a new scout taunt

That would imply the scout had any level of dexterity or skill…

(Source: ForGIFs.com)